Ebonics Lessons

First off, i'd like to let you guys know that the point of these lessons is not just for laughs, but to let people know about being black and how interesting it is. (it's fun watching preppy white guys coughMIKEcoughJOHNSONcough try to pretend they are "black")(oops was that too obvious). actually i'm kidding this is mostly for laughs. and because i am tired and think oddly at late hours. please enjoy.

EBONIC LESSONS
1.fo shizzle dizzle thats off the hizzle. deezy skeezy. translation for white people: for sure dude that is off the hook. dern skippy

2. don't hate or laugh because black people use lotion. and don't laugh more because we use the cool kind with cocoa butter and extra vitamin E. without lotion, our skin gets dry and turns white. Michael jackson didn't use lotion

3. Every summer i get asked the same questions: do black people get sunburn? do black people tan? and if so can/do you mystic tan?
the answer is no. we do not sunburn. we do not peel. we obviously don't turn red. this does not mean that sitting in the sun for too long does not hurt, but once in the shade it's all good (like kool-aid).
we get darker in the sun. sadly it can't mess with our hair color (though i am thinking of dying it blond just to see how it looks).mystic tan?? i would like to say no, because i have never seen an orange black person before (nor do i want to). we'd probably look like oompa loompas (wait that might actually be kind of cool) (change of mind: new hair color will be green).

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